Meg\’s and my marriage

Long conversation, but amusing. (There are lines of unimportance deleted so this is not a full log)

Meg (10:59:19): I talked to Kristen’s grandparents last night and fell in love with florida
Meg (10:59:21): LOL
Meg (10:59:29): dude you should STAY down there
J (11:00:23): why don’t we get married and move to ft lauderdale. i’ll work and you can just chill at the beach or something. if you get bored you can start writing and start a publishing company or something.
Meg (11:00:31): LOL!!!!
Meg (11:00:35): yeah right
J (11:00:45): :’(
Meg (11:00:48): LOL
J (11:00:48): heatbreaker
Meg (11:00:53): you want what… 5 kids?
Meg (11:01:08): publishing company…. hmm.. now there’s an idea
J (11:01:18): 5 kids? wtf
J (11:01:19): hellz no!
J (11:01:24): 2! max! if any!
Meg (11:01:25): LOL how many then?
Meg (11:01:27): Ohhhhhh
Meg (11:01:33): wow! J i had ya thought out wrong!
Meg (11:01:53): I thought it was in your blood to have a litter LOL
J (11:01:58): there are way too many little fuckers in the world for me to pump out 5
J (11:02:10): pump in, whatever
J (11:02:12): lol
Meg (11:03:23): well hey! we’re all gonna DIE anyway
Meg (11:05:58): I need to have many many cats
J (11:06:08): we can have 3
Meg (11:06:14): that;s it?
J (11:06:24): do you want a dog?
Meg (11:06:26): oh wAH!
Meg (11:06:31): a medium sized dog
Meg (11:06:32): yepp
J (11:06:43): i’d love a lab, but you’d need to keep him clean
Meg (11:06:48): LOL!!!
Meg (11:06:55): Labs are smart, but slobbery!!!
J (11:07:00): hmm
J (11:07:00): true
Meg (11:07:02): what about… a german shepard?
J (11:07:06): hmmmmmmm
J (11:07:09): i’d have to see him
J (11:07:12): if he was cute, sure
Meg (11:07:14): they’re a little hairy
Meg (11:07:15): hehehe
J (11:07:15): arent they big?
Meg (11:07:29): yeah, they CAN be…
Meg (11:07:35): but I’ve seen them pretty small
Meg (11:07:44): I think they just LOOK big on TV or something
Meg (11:07:45): lol
J (11:08:00): thats the dog from that movie
J (11:08:00): damint
J (11:08:03): what movie was it
Meg (11:08:15): uhm
Meg (11:08:21): chips?
Meg (11:08:26): orrrrrrrrrr
Meg (11:08:31): one of those old cop movies
J (11:08:31): beethoven
J (11:08:34): right?
Meg (11:08:35): OMG
Meg (11:08:42): retard that’s a St. Bernard!!
J (11:08:45): oh
J (11:08:48): thats a big dog
Meg (11:08:53): A HUGE dog
Meg (11:09:05): no way would I want one of those.. and they just slobber alot.. ick
J (11:09:32): ok
J (11:09:39): we can have a german shepherd
J (11:09:48): and 3 cats
J (11:17:38): i need a clean dog too… dirty dog hair tends to make me itch
Meg (11:17:54): see then we might want a little dogs
Meg (11:18:03): they’re the cleanest and least-smelly
J (11:18:11): i like beagles and terriers, but they are so hyper
Meg (11:18:13): plus they live the longest
Meg (11:18:23): yeah
Meg (11:18:26): true
Meg (11:18:37): the cats will beat them into submission
J (11:18:38): and i dont want no pussy lil dog
Meg (11:18:41): LOL
J (11:18:44): haha
J (11:18:49): great minds think alike