I need to invent a means of teleportation so I can stop driving everywhere. I’ll license my method to you for a single lifetime fee of $25,452. That’s six small payments of $4,242.
Halloween is almost here and yet another year I’ve missed the events at Universal Studios, Florida. Crap.
I got rid of the T-mobile phone. Don’t buy a Siemens crap phone like I did. Get Samsung!
I have to go purchase gas and drive back home. I’d rather sleep.
I’m probably going to Universal this weekend, you should come!
Pfftt…Teleportation is simple. I’ve already created man…I’ll sell you the plans and patent for 50 bucks dude.