Posted on Aug 4, 2004

Got new genes

I’ve been needing new jeans for a while. Up until recently I had 3 pairs of jeans… Hold up! I hate saying “pairs of jeans.” It makes no sense. According to M-W, a pair is defined as:

1 a (1) : two corresponding things designed for use together [a pair of shoes] (2) : two corresponding bodily parts or members [a pair of hands] b : something made up of two corresponding pieces [a pair of trousers]
2 a : two similar or associated things: as (1) : two mated animals (2) : a couple in love, engaged, or married [were a devoted pair] (3) : two playing cards of the same value or denomination and especially of the same rank (4) : two horses harnessed side by side (5) : two members of a deliberative body that agree not to vote on a specific issue during a time agreed on; also : an agreement not to vote made by the two members b : a partnership especially of two players in a contest against another partnership
3 chiefly dialect : a set or series of small objects (as beads)

Fine, so we put the two pieces together and turn ourselves around and now we have a pair of pants. I still don’t agree.

Anyway, back to my story. I had 3 pairs of jeans. One ripped at the knee and the other magically became too short for me so my socks tend to show. I can’t stand having any portion of my socks showing, ever. I know other people with odd sock conditions but this is mine. Therefore, I needed new jeans.

Finding new jeans was actually not that hard. I’ve been shopping a fwe times recently and I’ve tried Gap, Hollister, Armani Exchange, and Banana Republic but didn’t have much luck until I went to American Eagle. I like AE’s jeans. They fit well and I don’t need some crazy size like I did with most of the other stores; just a regular old 30/32.

Amy and Adam insinuated I wasn’t cool because I’m not following the whole IN craze with Verizon. What they don’t realize is that I’m the trendsetter now and I’m the one they should be following. I really like Nextel’s new i830 and will most likely get that if Nextel has good reception where I’ll be in Maryland. I know someone down here with that phone, so I guess I’m a follower in that respect. Crap. At least I was a trendsetter at one time.

11 Comments

  • Amy says:

    You’re the trendsetter? *stifles laughter*

  • You only laugh because my coolness is too cool for today’s society.

  • Jason, you need to get some Justin Timberlake Jeans :-)

    I, btw, agree with the whole “pair of jeans” thing. A single jean is a pant-leg. A pair of jeans is what you wear.

  • David Danger says:

    Jason, don’t count on Verizon up at the mansion. When I started building, I got Verizon specfically for the site. I couldn’t get reception unless I hiked up to the top of the hill, which was exceedingly unconvenient. One of my contractors had a cell phone that worked, and I think he had Nextel. I recall it was more of a business-type plan than regular Joe Schmoe.
    I agree with Jason, about the jeans thing. If you wear a pair of jeans, that implies that you could wear just one jean. I don’t know anyone who walks around with just one pants-leg, and I know some pretty weird people (eg Becca). I guess its like a pair of (eye) glasses. No one wears just one eyeglass, except Colonel Klink.

  • Becca says:

    Tio Dave, I am NOT wierd

  • Rebecca is totally not weird and as proof I will point to the fact that she can’t even spell weird. If she were weird she would at least know how to spell it. Rebecca is “special.”

  • Becca says:

    OOPS, thanks j.. lol.. i definately can spell special.. lol but i can also spell normal.. what does it all mean?

  • David Danger says:

    OK Rebeca, but can you spell “definitely”?
    I think it all means that you should stay out of the gene pool!

  • Andrew says:

    HOOLLYYY CRAP! AHA! It is spelled ‘Definitely’… Everyone else like Becca, spells it ‘definately’ or ‘definatly’ … I always spell it right. That’s because I’m a Smatr Cukie. :)

  • Becca says:

    Actually, you don’t always spell it right, in fact you make just as many typos as the rest of us, so get over yourself ;)

  • Andrew says:

    Shut up…Or I will come over there and break your car…

    ..Oh, wait a minute… ;-)