Anna Nicole Smith conspiracy

I don’t usually post stories from news sources, but this is literally “hot off the press” and I think is really interesting:

Reality TV star and former model Anna Nicole Smith was pronounced dead Thursday after being taken to a Florida hospital, a law enforcement source told CNN.

This was taken from CNN.

I think there must be some sort of conspiracy against her. Most likely, the money she made marrying the old billionaire tycoon, but then lost to his son in a court ruling, but then he died, but then her son died, and now she’s died — must have something to do with it. Talk about bad money. Bad karma!

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Published:: 02.08.07 / 5pm

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Christopher M. 02.08.07 / 7pm

Her death sounds suspicious and apparently her son’s was drug-related. It could be the 89 year old husband coming back and haunting her. The wire feed said that she recently lost 69 pounds for some weight loss pill. She was a stunner at 39.
Jill 02.09.07 / 11pm

I think her sleazy lawyer/husband, Howard K. Stern, has something to do with it. Think about it– she’s dead, her son’s dead, Stern just recently married her and is claiming to be the father of her daughter. Plus, the estate of the billionaire husband is still in dispute, if I’m not mistaken. No wonder why attorneys get a bad rap…..
Jason Lancaster 02.12.07 / 11am

Don’t worry, Jill, I think you’re quite a girl, even if you are one of those bad rapped lawyer people who have nothing better to do than steal our hard-earned money.
David Danger 02.12.07 / 1pm

OK, I have a confession to make. I am the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter. And I offed AN just to get at her cajillions of dollars. Plus she was starting to annoy me.
Christopher M. 02.12.07 / 1pm

Dave, does this mean that she will be a good rock climber.
Jason Lancaster 02.12.07 / 1pm

Chris, I’m thinking that dead people can’t climb all too well. They probably sink a lot better.
David Danger 02.12.07 / 1pm

Perhaps Chris was referring to the daughter, who I have renamed Cumulonimbus. She would be an excellent rock climber, except that climbing is much too dangerous. I am keeping her sequestered in that special room in the basement until she turns 18, and I can inherit. I only go rock climbing with my god(less) children who, of course, are expendable.
Christopher M. 02.12.07 / 2pm

Cumulonimbus – an interesting name that shares some characteristics of AN – rising to great heights, glaciated top and producing thunderstorms. An climbing wall in the basement could help with her development.
Christopher M. 03.28.07 / 5pm

Saw this on another website and decided to cross-post.

“Anna Nicole Smith’s death was accidental, caused by combined drug toxicity, the Broward County, Fla., Medical Examiner said Monday. mith, who died on Feb. 8, had evidence of nine drugs, including valium and antihistamines that were at therapeutic levels, said medical examiner Joshua Perper during a news conference in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

Toxicology tests also found the presence of chloral hydrate, a sedative, which when combined with the other drugs in her system, led to Smith’s death, Perper said. He said her medications included anti-anxiety and anti-depression prescriptions and longevity drugs, such as human growth hormones.”

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I have three passions: Technology, dancing, and climbing.

I work for Visionmark Communications as a web developer. In my spare time, I’m a brain for Fusion Bay, a firm I founded in 2004 with Adam Douglass. I’ve created some cool things like the popular Wordabble iPhone game and GiftListIt.

I am a Lindy Hopper, a style of dance that began in the early 1920’s. I dance and help run Charm City Swing, Baltimore’s premier swing dancing venue.

I live to climb. I primarily enjoy bouldering; the lack of ropes make bouldering the purest of all climbing styles. My favorite local gym is Earth Treks, Timmonium.

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