Jason Lancaster

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Family and friends who are currently having snow days: Screw you. I’m stuck here in nice sunny 75 degree weather but all I want is to be on a sled behind Adam’s 4 wheeler skidding across the ice. Mom says she’s baking bread, Rebecca is doing homework (DORK!), I’m not sure what Heather or Tracey are doing because they are both ignoring me now that they are off school and can have fun. I hate you all! LOL. At least I get some vindication in knowing that a bunch of you just started at UMBC/CP and didn’t have a snow day. Hah. Take that.

I’ve been like super mega girl crusing since last Friday but have not seen a single hot girl to get anywhere with. Wow. Lame. I need better hangouts or something. Anyone want to be my friend down here?

Oh, Dom and Dad, the package I got you from Amazon that I accidentally shipped to my old apartment was returned to Amazon! How messed up is that? They refunded my money so I guess I’ll just reorder it and send it to the right place this time.

1.Describe yourself as a child in one word.: Careless

2.If you’d known one thing you know now that you didn’t during your first sexual experience, what would it be? It’s not as important as I thought it would be.

3.Imagine you could gain total memory from any single year in your life. What year would it be? Every year seems better to me so it would be sometime in the future that has yet to happen. If I ever were to get married I’d suppose my first year of marriage might be what I choose to relive. Then again, something better might happen later on.

4.Explain a time that you’ve used your sensuality to get something other than sex. I’m sure I’ve used it to get a backrub or food or something else that I wanted.

5.If you found out for certain there is a Heaven AND Hell, how would you change your life, or would you even change it at all? Well, assuming Heaven and Hell have guidelines posted on the front door, I’ll have to make my choices then.

6.What point in your life do you feel the most guilty about? Stupid things I’ve said to my mother over the years.

7.Let’s say you get in the way-back machine and you’re able to witness any one time in your family?s history. I’d like to see any of my family in their best moments at war or in the military.

8.What age would you remain if you could stop the aging process at any point in your life? 25

9. If you had to name where the majority of all your fears come from, what would you say it is? The dark corner of my imagination.

10.Can you name the nicest thing ever to happen to you by chance? What was it? I can’t really name any chance experiences. I’ve never won the lottery or had a surprise party or won a contest or anything.

11. What was the worst sin committed against you? No one’s ever really hurt me very badly. I guess a failed relationship could constitute.

12. If you could regain any piece of clothing you threw or gave away, what would it be? Becky, you took my blue gap sweatshirt, my blue quiksilver hat, and my AE fishing hat. Amy, you have my white structure shirt, my valueweb hat, and another quiksilver hat. I’m pretty sure Kelly took a denim billabong hat I had, Adam and family, you have my grey muscle abercrombie long sleeved shirt, and Chris… a long time ago you borrowed a maroon structure polo I have never seen again (then again, I have a few shirts of yours ;))

13.If you had someone else?s eyes for a day, whose would you choose to have? Anyone with 20/20 or better vision without color blindness.

14. If you could make, absolutely, one thing come true for a friend, what would it be and who? There are a lot of my friends who I wish could find their matches. Most notably, Erin-Leigh and Meghan.

15.Out of all your friends, who is the most comfortable with their sexuality? I’d have to say Dom!

16.If you could have anyone in the world tell you the most romantic thing ever, who would it be and what would they say? I think having a woman who I’ve fallen in love with say she’ll marry me is pretty romantic.

17. If Heaven were to look like one of your friends? homes, whose would it be? Uhh. Heaven to me is wide open wilderness and a clear starry night.

18. If you could say that there was a time in your life when emotional attachment to a person was vital, who and what time would it be? My relationships in high school, while short and “juvenile” in quality, helped define me as a person.

19.Who do you miss most right now? Mom, Dad, Heather, Rebecca, Tracey.

20.Who can make you laugh the most? Dom or Adam

21.What could a person do to successfully woo your current lover away from you? Offer me lots of money!

22. If you could be killed by any animal, what would it be? I’d have a giant teradoctile pick me up and carry me high into the sky and then drop me to my death.

23. If you were in the circus, what would you be? I’d be one of the swing people who fly around and stuff.

24. What smell makes you nostalgic? That somewhat smokey sweet hours old perfume smell a girl has after a night out

25.Where is the dirtiest place you’ve ever been? Mens bathroom at a ballgame I guess.

26. What was the best ?I told you so? you ever delivered? Who gives a rats ass when I told who what?

27. What do you feel is the most beautiful word in the human language? Why? Sexy because it’s sexy.

28. What is the ugliest word in the human language? “Parallel” or “definitely” because I can never spell them right. (Yes, I used spell checker to write them)

29. What word would you like to convince people to stop using? Speak your minds, my friends.

30.If you could have any starring role in any film that has already been produced, what role/film would it be? Any one of the pilots from Top Gun. I’d bet those guys will be considered sex symbols of that generation and future ones for years to come.

31. If you could erase any murder from history, what one would it be? If you’re dead, stay that way please.

32. If you had the power to eliminate one certain kind of natural disaster, what disaster would you choose? Actually, I’d add more.

33. If you were able to have a romance with any fictional character, what character would you choose? It would be awesome to be involved with Jennifer Garner as a secret agent in Alias. I can’t think of much less exciting.

34. What was the best music show you’ve ever gone to? HFS Nutcracker 99.

35. What is your favorite musical instrument? Guitar

What different things did you want to be when you grew up? Fighter Jet pilot, writer, rock star, computer programmer.

What is your most memorable childhood experience and how has it impacted your life? Out west vacation with family. Made me realize how many cool places in the US there are.

If you could have a heart to heart with your parents about one thing you never discussed, what would it be? There is nothing “heart to heart” that we’ve never discussed.

If you were to determine what amount of contact you could have with your parents and how much you would see them, what would it be? It would be much much more often than I do now. Probably twice a week or so.

If you are, or were, in a relationship, what would you do if you discovered you and your partner had conceived a child? How do you think that this might change your relationship as a couple? At this point in my life, I would not have a child with someone. I figure it would pretty much end the relationship.

If you could prevent your future child from inheriting one habit from yourself, what would you choose? Bad teeth, requiring braces and lots of other orthodontics.

What is the difference between love and romance? Niether requires the other, but when they are both together in a relationship you have a winner.

What, do you think, is the most important thing about a mate in a romantic relationship? Her ability to make me happy and conversly, my ability to make her happy.

Do you feel that there are certain sacrifices that you must make when you are in a romantic relationship with another person? A few.

Do you feel that partners in a relationship have certain obligations they should live up to? Commitment to one another is just that.

What implicit agreements do you have with your partner that are so important that, if violated, you would end the relationship? Cheating

What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully, physical or mental, or both? Kiss my ears

When have you find out about what pleases you sexually and what was it that you have learned? At the moment that it happens and I’ve learned everything I know by expierence.

Have you learned more through long-term relationships or flings? Long term

For 7.5 million dollars, would you allow your lover to be kidnapped and held prisoner with only the most basic amenities, with no sexual or physical harm coming to them? Sure, as long as she agreed to it and I could be her rescuer!

What do you think you would be like if you were a member of the opposite sex? I’d hope that I was good looking.

If, because of intolerance you were going to miss a chance of promotion at your work, would you lie about your religious beliefs? If my religious thoughts mattered in the work-place, I would not work there.

What place do you believe religion has in this world? We would not be human without it.

Do you believe you are a spiritual person? Sometimes.

Do you believe in the traditional views of Heaven, Purgatory, and Hell? If not what do you believe? No. I believe when you die, you die. That’s it.

Have you had any sort of religious or supernatural experience? I’ve had a few expierences with supernatural stuff — TV’s randomly turning on and off, odd noises, etc. I’ve also had two instances of ESP-like things with Heather.

If evidence found somehow that God did not exist, would you want to know this information? Yes. I’d argue that by our very definition of God we will never be able to determine the legitimacy of our claims of a God existing; even in death.

Can you think of one single decision you made that changed the course of your life. A decision where if you had done something else, everything would be different now? I’ve made two life changing decisions. Leaving Villa Julie and leaving Maryland.

In what way are you least understood? I think it’s pretty easy to know what I’m feeling unless I’m hiding it from you, and then I don’t really worry myself about wishing I were understood.

What is the one non-monetary thing that you most hope to obtain in life? I have it now, but I’d like to continue to have a loving and caring relationship with my family. As it grows larger I hope this continues.

How well do you think others know you? I don’t really understand a lot about myself, so many of you who think you know me may or may not really know. Regardless, I’d have no idea of knowing if you were right unless I knew myself, so this question is pointless.

Do you think there are certain ways you could make your life easier? Well, life is always easier when you are not trying to or not dating anyone.

Have you ever dreamed about an event and found that it did happen later? Not that I can recall.

Do you have any re-occuring images in any of your dreams? Yes but it’s a very private subject. (No, it’s not sexual)

What are you most likely to fantasize about when you masturbate? Women, you fuckers.

How many people do you feel are true friends; that will be there for you regardless throughout your life? I can think of 6 people outside of my family.

Do you find it easy to admit when you are wrong? Nope.

When delivering criticism, are you more tactful or direct? Direct.

Does a good argument deal more with emotion or reason? An argument is the escalation of emotion when reasoning fails.

Do you feel you are still in touch with today?s youth, or do you feel you’ve aged? I have a pretty good idea what they are thinking. Hell, I’m young myself.